I'm going to do something I don't normally do, that is, I'm going to do a journal in this account on something not strictly DA-related. I'm advertising for a (free) tournament I'm holding elsewhere on the internet, and I hope it catches your interest.

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HEY YOU!

Yes, you. WITH THE SKIN!
_{And all you people with scales, fur, feathers, an exoskeleton, or exposed muscle and organ tissue, you listen too.}

Do you like written fight scenes? If you don't, nobody loves you.

Do you like any books, comics, cartoons, movies, TV shows, anime, manga, video games, card or board games, pro wrestling, or 'miscellaneous'? I'd bet my bottom dollar you do.

Do you like fanfiction? Seriously? What do you mean, 'for teenage girls'? I'll rip your ankles off!

If you answered "Yes!" to zero or more of the above questions, you may be right for my fanfiction tournament, located on fanfiction.net, over here! (Click this part)

A Survivalist Is You! is the second in the acclaimed A Winner Is You! series of fanfiction tournaments created by ... me (my alternate account). Each entrant takes control of one or two existing characters, and in this tournament, they're dropped on a (sub)tropical island and forced to fight until only one survives! The twist? Thanks to my novel challenge system, there is no fixed round structure! Instead, entrants have the right to challenge whoever they like, with a single chance to refuse available to each contestant! Want to fight somebody specific? YOU WILL!
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Don't have a fanfiction.net account? No sweat, the tournament doesn't open until June 1st! Late for the party? It's alright, entries stay open for a month afterwards! Need a week or two off? You'll get a hiatus, just ask! Can't pick just one character? WELL YOU CAN HAVE TWO! Want to prove your prowess? Try taking on an Enforcer character, piloted by one of our judges! They'll come for you anyway if you don't fight often enough!

Join now! Join now! JOIN NOW!!!! AUGH!

FOUR HUNDRED BABIES!!! OVER NINE THOUSAND!!! ETC!